louis.dat (hjarta) wrote in seattle_drivers,
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Aggressive Pedestrians

Whenever I walk anywhere in Seattle (which is a hell of a lot), I carry a nickel with me, tucked under my index finger. If a car decides not to stop for me when I'm in a crosswalk, or covers the entire crosswalk with their car at a stop sign, or creates gridlock, I take a chunk of paint off their car. If you're going to drive like a jackass, you don't deserve the pristine green paint on your Ford Expedition. I'm sorry.
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